EVERYTIME AN AMERICAN GIRL WISHES SHE HAD AN ENGLISH BOYFRIEND TO BE A ‘GENTLEMAN’ TO HER I PUNCH A KITTEN
when i say shotgun you say wedding
shotgun
FARM
GO MEAT

>Two of the most unlikely characters in Homestuck: STRIFE!
Boxcars is manpeta-boxcars!
oh my gosh your so tiny
either that Boxcars is huge or that gamzee is tiny but holy shit
what if it’s both
hint: it’s both
I’m 5’1”, he’s 7’1”.
boxcars
boxcars just..
just sit on him
oh my god i love this

A part of me believed this would be fun to make.
It was disastrously wrong.
And no, this isn’t finished, and it will probably never be finished. EVER.
IM GOING TO PISS

fuckyeahoochomestuckcharacters:
….a comment from the “Buckets” Facebook fanpage.
Fandom pls…
Also I hate it when people mess up Nepeta’s quirk
:33 < not :33<
only 3 for double e’s, like in n33d not for single e’s like n3t.
Also the fact that there is a “buckets” fanpage makes me very sad
….You get turned on by bukets, and feel like a murder when you eat a PBJ.
ok
yup
dear god i hope this is a joke